Bad Movies

Alright, I know its been a while since I last wrote a blog but gimme a break, a long one. At least I'm doing it now and its a long weekend too. Anyway, recently I seem to be noticing a lot of what seems to be bad movies. Lets take a look.

Yeah, so obviously when you hear the title "Hannah Montana : The Movie" you know its gonna suck. Why? Just listen to it. Miley Cyrus was just too lazy to think of a title. So why not just add "The Movie".

Alright, heres where the shit starts, for those of you who live under a rock, Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person. Yeah, big surprise huh? Yeah, and apparently from what I can see from the trailer, it seems that she's having trouble deciding whether she should just be Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus. I dunno, go decide for yourself. Go to the bottom of this post to watch it because the screen blocks stuff.

Yeah, she got in a shoe fight. Gee...how scandalous, holy shit that's Tyra Banks, well no surprise shes in the movie since shes got nothing else to do that actually entertains us. And it also stars...Taylor Swift? What some people would do for a paycheck. So, shes tired of her double life apparently, I never watched Hannah Montana so someones gotta tell me. Why the fuck did she start a double life in the first place? Did she think it would be fun? Alright, so she got into a shoe fight and apparently she has to stop being Hannah Montana because a shoe fight can be soooooo embarrassing. So shes in Tennessee with rednecks and stuff and I can't really bother to care anymore. Look around the ending, Oh boy 12 new songs for you to buy and make her richer.

Urgh...Disney, thou art cunning making Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus movies. Next up, DragonBall Evolution.

You know, I never watched the anime, but I'm pretty sure this movie doesn't stay true to the anime. So yeah, look at the trailer and decide for yourself. I mean, you have to be retarded to watch that movie. I mean seriously, anyone who watches that movie probably thinks their cool. But their not cool, their either critics or their retarded beyond comparison. In fact, whoever watched it is probably going to be brain damaged. NO, i won't put a trailer here it looks that bad.

Alright, next up The Fast and Furious. Ok, I mean the title is confusing. Its like someone said, they couldn't just put The Fast and Furious 4. I mean why do they always do that? Its like Rambo movies. First theres "First Blood" and than "Rambo: First Blood Part 2" and than "Rambo 3" and the latest one "Rambo". Seriously?? And now the Fast and Furious. What's new? It seems like the same thing. A guy, race race race, fast Need For Speed cars. What's new? apparently a GPS. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

Yeah, I think I'm done. I mean, ok maybe their not too bad of a movie. Except the Dragonball one. I know that is gonna suck.