Instant Snow! In Singapore?

Well, I came back from Singapore last week and I happened to see Takashimaya selling Instant Snow. So there was a glass box for anyone dumb enough to actually believe that it is anything like snow. And most of us South East Asians probably never felt snow before. Well it's your lucky day, cause I'm gonna save you from humiliation. How? Well, I'm just pretty much going to talk about real snow. Nothing big so yeah, please waste your time.

Anyway, me being dumb enough to dip my hand into the glass box just to see whether it is anything like snow. And surprisingly, its nothing like snow at all. Its just fluffy, white and pretty wet. Let me tell you, real snow hurts like hell. Plus, in case you never heard about it, Snow is basically like a water crystal, I mean yeah its kindda fluffy but its not a pillow fluffy. I mean, you can make a snow ball with real snow, but I doubt you could make a snow ball with that Instant ripoff. As mentioning about snow hurting, it is impossible to handle snow with your bare hands without your hands feeling numb. To me, the only thing thats good that has instant in it, is Instant Noodles. God Bless Maggi Mee.

Also, boy do I have to tell you Singapore is crowded. And this is not even nightlife clubbing Singapore. This is morning bunch of people walking around Singapore. I mean, it's kindda annoying. There's way too many people and not enough space. Really takes the mood out of shopping. But we all already know, Singapore is way too small.

Alright, since it's been a while since my last entry, I'll make it up and start talking about a lot more shit right now. So here's a topic, Taxes. Oh yeah, I'm really starting to sound like Oprah now. Yeah I guess Malaysia recently has taxes or at least you guys can correct me if I'm wrong about it being recent. Anyway, God, i hate taxes. You see something selling for 10 bucks, and when if goes through the counter it turns up around 11 dollars. Well, that's my experience in Canada. I always adored Malaysia for just showing me the damn price I'm going to pay whether its more expensive or not at least I get to see what I'm paying. But not Canada. Canada decides to fuck around with your brain. Maybe their trying to promote math or something I don't know. Blame Canada. Anyways yeah, Malaysia suddenly ran out of money and decide to do some taxing as well. What a load of bullshit. Plus they round it up. Which is kindda good unless you have a lot of pennies. Lots and lots of pennies.

Also, out of randomness. Anyone played Persona 4? My god that is a good game. What platform? Any other platform greater than the Playstation 2? That's right, this is probably the best last game that the PS2 has given our worthless lives. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 is definitely a must get if you have a PS2. And it's presented by Atlus, gotta love Anime games. Anyway, RPG fans probably shouldn't skip this game. Besides, it's much better than any Final Fantasy games I ever played. I mean seriously, what's with the random battles. Damn those were annoying. And if anyone tells me that he or she cried when Aeris dies in Final Fantasy VII I'm going to punch them in the face. Damn, seriously Final Fantasy VII was really overrated. Even more overrated than my blog. Damn... that's saying something.

I miss Malaysia. It's not the best place in the world. But to me, it kindda is. Especially the food. I definitely will keep my promise to someone that I'll visit this place every year. So if you excuse me, I'm going to play PS2 in my room in Malaysia. Now that's using your holidays wisely!

OMFG!! Update!

Alrighty all you boys and girls who have been awaitng my long long update. I apologize for taking so long, it was really busy lately la. Not easy to find time. But ok, its here!!! New Post!
Ok, so whats new? Well, two major big stars died, I'm not knowledgeable about Farrah Fawcett, so I guess I'll just talk about Michael Jackson. I mean, it's quite a shame really, Michael Jackson's music was one of the first I heard when I was a kid. Anyway, yes I know he has that fucked up plastic surgery and his even more fucked up nose, and he was naive, BUT I'm pretty sure it's undeniable that Michael Jackson, The King of Pop was a good artist. I mean, besides all the scandals, his music and his dancing were incredible. I mean, you have to enjoy the moonwalk. And I'm sure everyone enjoys his songs especially such great hits like "Thriller", "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "Smooth Criminal".
Alrighty, enough about Jackson. Back to crap. Well speaking of celebrities. Did anyone read about Megan Fox being rude to some kid handing her a rose and she apologizes to him and wants to make it up to him. Yeah... guess she wanted to fix up her bad publicity before it haunts her. And for us guys, we learnt that if you want hot celebrity chicks to apologize and make it up to you, make sure your creepy and fat and have a rose.
Okie dokie than, I'll leave it there for now. I'll talk about something shitty next time. I just wanted to put something new here. Yeah...erm...SHAZAAM?

Bad Movies

Alright, I know its been a while since I last wrote a blog but gimme a break, a long one. At least I'm doing it now and its a long weekend too. Anyway, recently I seem to be noticing a lot of what seems to be bad movies. Lets take a look.

Yeah, so obviously when you hear the title "Hannah Montana : The Movie" you know its gonna suck. Why? Just listen to it. Miley Cyrus was just too lazy to think of a title. So why not just add "The Movie".

Alright, heres where the shit starts, for those of you who live under a rock, Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person. Yeah, big surprise huh? Yeah, and apparently from what I can see from the trailer, it seems that she's having trouble deciding whether she should just be Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus. I dunno, go decide for yourself. Go to the bottom of this post to watch it because the screen blocks stuff.

Yeah, she got in a shoe fight. Gee...how scandalous, holy shit that's Tyra Banks, well no surprise shes in the movie since shes got nothing else to do that actually entertains us. And it also stars...Taylor Swift? What some people would do for a paycheck. So, shes tired of her double life apparently, I never watched Hannah Montana so someones gotta tell me. Why the fuck did she start a double life in the first place? Did she think it would be fun? Alright, so she got into a shoe fight and apparently she has to stop being Hannah Montana because a shoe fight can be soooooo embarrassing. So shes in Tennessee with rednecks and stuff and I can't really bother to care anymore. Look around the ending, Oh boy 12 new songs for you to buy and make her richer.

Urgh...Disney, thou art cunning making Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus movies. Next up, DragonBall Evolution.

You know, I never watched the anime, but I'm pretty sure this movie doesn't stay true to the anime. So yeah, look at the trailer and decide for yourself. I mean, you have to be retarded to watch that movie. I mean seriously, anyone who watches that movie probably thinks their cool. But their not cool, their either critics or their retarded beyond comparison. In fact, whoever watched it is probably going to be brain damaged. NO, i won't put a trailer here it looks that bad.

Alright, next up The Fast and Furious. Ok, I mean the title is confusing. Its like someone said, they couldn't just put The Fast and Furious 4. I mean why do they always do that? Its like Rambo movies. First theres "First Blood" and than "Rambo: First Blood Part 2" and than "Rambo 3" and the latest one "Rambo". Seriously?? And now the Fast and Furious. What's new? It seems like the same thing. A guy, race race race, fast Need For Speed cars. What's new? apparently a GPS. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

Yeah, I think I'm done. I mean, ok maybe their not too bad of a movie. Except the Dragonball one. I know that is gonna suck.

Spring Break Special

Finally, Spring Break. Thank God. I don't know about you but I have been looking forward to this week of pure relaxation. I am so relieved. I guess the best way to describe is like when you have a job. And someone comes to temporarily take over your job for a while so you can have a break. Yeah, that's probably how I feel. But why was spring break created? How? When? Who Cares?

I also didn't realize my sponsers were having a small bicker on my first post. Who knows what they were arguing about but they sure were not arguing about paying me. Instead, they were arguing about who knows me and stuff like that. So I'll take it as a compliment.

So anyway, since I have so much spare time. I might as well do as much rambling as I possibly can. So first on the hitlist, vandalism. Yeah, everyone knows vandalism. You break, ruin, smash, crush or destroy something that someone else paid for, especially the government. A week or two ago, some other school apparently did some vandalism graffiti at my school. Yeah, so I got inspired to write this crap. Anyway, yeah high school rivalry y'all.

Well, its actually quite interesting because if this would never happen in Malaysia. No one has the time since everyone has to study the shit out of themselves. Also, if we did half of us would even know how to use graffiti. But instead, many other...less...occupied Malaysians have better things to vandalize than a school. Yeah, they vandalize public phones. Yeah, imagine not having a cellphone. So the next best thing would be a public phone. It's usually in such a bad condition that I don't trust it but I have to use it. Anyway, half the time the public phone looks like its about to explode, the other half the time it looks like its about to fall and squash you. Surprisingly thought it does usually work even though it looks crappy. Of course, do expect a few times where you lose the only small change you have that could help you get home.

As the same with all of Asia, our public toilets suck big time. If you fell down in one of our toilets, I swear you'll probably want to take a bath for 2 weeks straight. Also, I have never in my 15 years of living in Malaysia never took a dump in a public toilet. If you did though, your ass would never forgive you. EVER! I swear your ass would try to kill you for revenge. I mean, if I were your ass I would.

Speaking of toilets. Here's another topic. Chinese guys always fucking doing their hair in the toilet. You will never see a white man doing his hair in the toilet. He might do it occasionally but never every fucking 5 minutes! I mean seriously, does your hair need to stand like a hedgehog? Does you hair have to look like a damn durian? You think girls need a mirror than you ain't see nothing yet. Chinese boys need a big ass mirror since they keep trying to do their fucking hair. Dude, your not going out to get laid, so chill out with the hair. I swear everytime I go to a toilet I ALWAYS CONSTANTLY, WITHOUT FAIL see a bunch of chinese guys spiking their hair. Sheesh... its annoying. They could put someone's eye out with hair like that. How vain can you be to keep spiking your hair? It's like walking around with 2000 condoms in a hand and showing the middle finger to someone with the other everytime you drop the box of condom. Ok, maybe that's a stretch but you get my point. No pun intended.

All RIse for The National Anthem Blues

Yeah, as everyone in this world knows. Everyone country in this world definitely has their own national anthem. A song to show how much you adore your country. Definitely everyone knows their own country's national anthem. Do we enjoy singing it though? Er.....that can be debatable.

Alright, I remember singing my national anthem every Monday during assemblies which would be every Monday in elementary school and I think if I remember correctly had to sing my Malaysian national anthem every day? I dunno, rusty memory. Maybe that's why I don't enjoy singing my national anthem much. And as for Canada, fortunately Canada is sane enough to only make us sing the national anthem during assemblies and assemblies are not common. Yeah, GO CANADA!! I mean seriously, I think we should only sing the National Anthem when its IMPORTANT!

But today's rambling is about this. I have heard on the news a while ago that there were two young girls who apparently are so upset that they complain about not singing the national anthem enough.

Look, I know what your thinking. I'm kidding, no one wants to sing the anthem often. Well no, these girls do. These shadowspawns, The Dark One's own minions. The Light burn them! Anyway, whats wrong with singing the National Anthem once in a while? I dunno, I thought it was ok, thought it was fine. Now heres the cool part, they complained to the school and the headmaster got hate mail. Yeah...imagine your a principal of a school and suddenly people start sending all this hate mail. Here's a sample :

Dear Mr. Principal,
You are an asshole, you don't deserve to be a principal in a Canadian school. You shouldn't even be allowed to live here or die here because you don't FORCE or MAKE the students sing the national anthem often enough. Fuck you principal, you shouldn't even be called that, you are a terrorist. I'll report you to George Bush. Can't you see these kids LOVE to sing the national anthem. So go to hell you stupid principal.
Sincerely,
Angry person

Ok ok, thats not real, but it might as well be. I mean, he received more than just one angry letter. In fact, he got 200 over. Yeah, 200 people are angry at the principal because two girls said they don't sing it enough. He actually did get some letters that told him to get out of Canada. Now I saw this on the news, seriously did the news stations ran out of stuff to report on? Economy is crumbling, more jobs are being cut back, two girls are angry that they don't sing the national anthem enough. I think it was unnessecery to send the poor principal 200 over hate mails. He's a principal, not an extremist like thos 200 over people who took the time to send him hate mail.

And don't worry, I didn't forget those two bitches. Heres a message for those two bitches. You want to sing the burning anthem so much? Sing it yourself. Go sing it at karaoke or sing it in the corner of your house, but don't make it a big deal. Alright, I'm being long-winded, I'll get to the point. THE LIGHT BURN YOU TWO PIECE OF CRAP! I don't wanna sing the anthem everyday ok, I have other things to do like...lazing around. And I'm lazy for a reason, its for conserving energy. Its the Law! The Law of Conversation of Energy.

World's Worst Literature

As students, it is a necessity to learn literature. Stuff like Shakespeare. Literature is the art of written works. If your wondering how I knew that is because I'm checking it out at Wikipedia. Speaking of Wikipedia, we'll talk about that some other time.

But anyway, literature is important because...because...these books are timeless and very impressive written works. I mean, how many people could write about two lovers in Italy who fall in love with each other and in the end to be together hatch up a plot to be together which goes tragically wrong and they both end up dead. Or that story about a girl and her brother in Alabama who learn about racism but for some reason the title of the book is "To Kill A Mockingbird". Or that story about that Scottish noble who murdered his own king for his throne just because three old ladies told him he would be king.

Alright, the stories sound dumb when i say it like that, but anyway the point is that there are good stories and bad stories. So here is a good example of a book with a compilation of stupid, weird, crazy, and...stupid stories. A Malay literature book called "Sehijau Warna Daun"

Sehijau Warna Daun means A Green Coloured Leaf. Yeah, it's one of the stories in the book though I can't remember it right now, but trust me, it was dumb. To be honest, I can't remember any of the stories I learned in Malaysia because it was so stupid. It's always these stories where someone can't afford to go to a school or something and than some person helps out or something happens and that kind of crap. I do however, manage to scrap my mind for one story. The best part is that I think this was actually the best story. Although that was because it was a comedy story.

Alright the story is called Lebai Malang. Anyway, the story starts off as Pak Lebai whom is a Quran teacher and he is sitting by his house. Not long later a messenger comes telling Pak Lebai that he is invited to a funeral. And than another messenger comes telling Pak Lebai he is invited to his student's graduation party. And one more messenger comes telling Pak Lebai he's invited to another party. After that, Pak Lebai realize that he can only go to one of those choices. So Pak Lebai did the smartest thing anyone of us would do and sat pondering on which choices would benefit him the best. From dawn to dusk he pondered and finally decided to go to the funeral. He reached the funeral but someone told him that they already buried the man, so next choice student's graduation party. Unfortunately, there was no more food and so he went to the last choice. Of course, as you could guess there was no more food as well. The host felt sorry for Pak Lebai and gave him a piece of "kuih" which is basically a dessert. Anyway, it was late and he was walking home when he saw a Melaka Tree and it was growing some Melaka sugar. So he left his dessert on the ground and climb the tree to collect the Melaka sugar. Unfortunately, a dog came and took his dessert. PakLebai was so angry he threw all the Melaka sugar he collect at the dog but it all missed. Pak Lebai got down from the tree and chase the dog until the dog went into a log. So a log has two holes and Pak Lebai was running about the log to make sure the dog doesn't get out at anyone. But, Pak Lebai had a "great" idea. He took ALL his clothes and put it at one hole to make sure the dog thinks he's there while he goes to the other hole but to his demise the dog was not in the log anymore. So Pak Lebai went to retrieve his clothes but it was stolen. Pak Lebai was so angry he lifted his arms in rage. Meanwhile two birds thought Pak Lebai's armpit hair was a bird nest and each bird went into each armpit. So Pak Lebai wanted to catch the birds, unfortunately he was too dumb and the birds got away. At last he went home naked and got beaten by his wife for being naked.

Yeah, best story ever huh? That's part of what we learned. It was entertaining compared to the other crap. Don't ask me who wrote this crap, because I don't think I would want to know. Ok I actually do.

Anti-bullying Day

Well, I haven't been updating this blog for a while. But I've decided I'll read "The Dragon Reborn" later and write a blog tomorrow. So for now, I'll do a short entry.
So being short, I'll entertain you with horrible videos I found. Check it out, especially if you know stuff like Street Fighters and that kindda crap. Enjoy, I did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9W8_o1Vk8A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGEJDKJdPGg&feature=channel

Hahaaha yeah, funny shit. You can check out more yourself at your own time. It is on youtube anyway. I'm sure someone like you who would take the time to read this blog would go to youtube as well anyway.
Well, yesterday was Anti-Bullying Day and apparently everyone wears pink so that it symbolizes that your against bullying or some shit like that. Almost no one did anyway, I tell you if there were such a thing as that in Malaysia, we'd be bullied by the school to wear it anyway. Kind of defeats the purpose huh?

Alright, I don't know if this is correct, but I heard that anti-bullying day started when this loser/nerd/geek/doofus/whatever was being bullied or some shit like that cause he was wearing pink. Anyway, the principal apparently thought "Hey, I will go buy some pink stuff and distribute them to other kids so that we can socially and visually outcast them." And apparently the bullies were like "Oh man, everyones a loser coz he or she is wearing pink, but there so many of them! I surrender and relinquish my bullying skills."

Ok, maybe it may not have went that way but you can probably guess what the "real" reason but you get the idea. So this happened in Canada, yeah, Canada's real proud that we have anti-bullying day. Let the whole world know that Canada has so many bullies that we need an anti-bullying day. Anyway, its also a good chance for the school to sell pink stuff and make a profit out of your hard earned cash or allowance. You obviously can do something better with that money like buying a pencil or something.

Next blog, I'll rant about Michael Moore since I'm learning about him and his documentaries in English class and a literature book if you can call it that known as "Sehijau Warna Daun". Yeah some of you are goona know what to expect.

Idol Drama in America

So I'm pretty sure all of us watch American Idol, whether its the auditions or the final showdown. Anyway, American Idol has always been popular ever since Kelly Clarkson's big big breakthrough. So yeah to be honest, I never really watch or keep up with American Idol. I pretty much just wait for Yahoo! or something to give the result of who won. I do however, watch the auditions in the beginning. To be honest, I think that's the best part. They should really do a show about these rejects instead. To me, the "journey" of the American Idol is kindda well...boring. It's sorta like reading the same book again and again. Just maybe a different protagonist each time you read it. But everything else is the same. But the rejects, their the real drama. I always like how they think they can sing. Why don't we check out a few huh? So yeah, where else better to check out videos than YouTube.

Alright, I'm not gonna be picky and I chose this guy's video so yeah check it out.



Alright, so yeah I hope that was entertaining. Anyway, do you see what I mean? Wow, the last guy from that video really didn't seem like singing at all. I mean can he hear himself? Yeah after watching this video I feel my ears are trying to tell me that if I ever watch another video like that on YouTube again, they'll go deaf on purpose. I cannot go deaf now, not when I have an iPod Touch. Its like having a PSP and not having any hands.
Alright, back on topic I like the way people always seem to accuse Simon for everything. Seriously, Simon is the main judge of American Idol. Randy Jackson just does his America's Best Dance Crew. But I gotta admit, at least he gives some criticism. And Paula, well she looks drunk most of the time anyway. The new judge, I guess shes ok I think she should just stop playing with Paula infront of everyone, it might piss off people thinking shes not a serious judge. Anyway, another funny thing about American Idol is that the rejects sometimes say that their friends said their good singers. So I have a few theories.

1. Their friends are deaf.
2. Their friends are being way too polite.
3. Their friends decided to say that for a prank and make them think their good singers.

You get the idea right? Anyway, I find the group auditions more full of drama. Whoever keeps up with American Idol should know this year had all these incredibly melodramatic people. I like how the cruel minds of American Idol decide to pressure everyone by making them join groups with total strangers who now have your dreams in their hands. Yeah...

Alright last words, er... in school today. My friend Derek Liu played his PSP infront of me in Math Class and he was playing Dissidia: Final Fantasy. And like all geeks on the computer, I will not express my feelings via acronyms. OMFGDIUHBFIUWFB! Alright, the only normal part was the OMFG part. WOW!! Talk about epic world collision battles. Square Enix has really made another fantastic game. And that CG...that makes Wall-E look like well... may I say crap which Wall-E collects anyway. Anyway here here, video.

Welcome Piggies to

Alright, I know what your all thinking. Wow, you started a new blog. Well yes, I did. For one, I heeded Obama's advice for change. I also thought my old blog was getting a little messed up and yeah. The loading time was also a bitch. And for some damn reason, sometimes when you try to get into those Windows Live Spaces it usually shows something like "We can't get into this space now". Plus, many of you use another web browser like Firefox, Safari, Opera, Google Chrome, Netscape etc. But to easily access my space, you have to use the all time craptastic piece of Microsoft's bullshit Windows Service which is as efficient as well...nothing really. I mean, just look at the Microsoft's Xbox. And those are just some of the many reasons why I decided to change.

Now I know what your thinking. Some of you other readers are thinking "But....but...I like just like to push that button and go into your space." Yes yes my loyal fans and other people who try to read my space just to see what kind of guy I am and hoping I write something down that you could use to embarass me but unfortunately find out that I only complain about stuff, you have 2 options. First would be getting a new browser because trust me, if you think IE is a great browser than you haven't seen a real web browser. Secondly, my Windows Space has a URL longer than the Earth's equator. So why not just type imafatpiggy.blogspot.com and join the excitement of convinient blog reading. Well, for now this is just the first entry and I guess you have seen I just complained about Windows, so why not rip on them even more just for the heck of it. To celebrate CHANGE.

Windows, Bill Gates magic ticket out of poverty and Harvard. For some of you little kids who don't really know who Bill Gates is except one of the richest son of a bitches in this world, than allow me. Bill Gates was a somewhat bright kid and during his Harvard years, he decided to make a better Operating System which is what makes your computer run. During this time, the OS used by computer was DOS (Disk Operating System), I know its nerdy so I'll get straight to the point. Bill Gates manage to pull it off and made the crappy system known today as Windows. Thats right kids, he didn't get rich by being smart, but by pure fat buttery (mmm...hmm.. waffles) luck.

Ok, but Bill Gates didn't stop there no. He decided to get richer by making everything. He made crappy Computer Mouse's or Mice...whatever. Than there was the Xbox. And than there was Internet Explorer. ( I actually liked IE 6 but IE 7 sucked). The only good thing about Windows I can think of now is Microsoft Office. And that's because I use Microsoft Word a lot. Alright, to be fair most of these products are not too bad but you know its Microsoft and its not too great. Yeah, Bill Gates is lucky that iPod's didn't get there first.

Alright, and that's the first entry. Next time, its all about being American. Actually its just American Idol. Yeah, gotta love the drama and that bikini girl. Aw...come on, you guys out there know it, I know it, you know it and girls, if any of you actually take that much time to read this blog. Than its time you see my true side, The Dark Side. Join me, because your allowed to wear black on the dark side, and there's casual Fridays. You don't get paid but you get to sin. Yeah, relief yourself of that pressure and your bound to do something bad so start now.