Instant Snow! In Singapore?

Well, I came back from Singapore last week and I happened to see Takashimaya selling Instant Snow. So there was a glass box for anyone dumb enough to actually believe that it is anything like snow. And most of us South East Asians probably never felt snow before. Well it's your lucky day, cause I'm gonna save you from humiliation. How? Well, I'm just pretty much going to talk about real snow. Nothing big so yeah, please waste your time.

Anyway, me being dumb enough to dip my hand into the glass box just to see whether it is anything like snow. And surprisingly, its nothing like snow at all. Its just fluffy, white and pretty wet. Let me tell you, real snow hurts like hell. Plus, in case you never heard about it, Snow is basically like a water crystal, I mean yeah its kindda fluffy but its not a pillow fluffy. I mean, you can make a snow ball with real snow, but I doubt you could make a snow ball with that Instant ripoff. As mentioning about snow hurting, it is impossible to handle snow with your bare hands without your hands feeling numb. To me, the only thing thats good that has instant in it, is Instant Noodles. God Bless Maggi Mee.

Also, boy do I have to tell you Singapore is crowded. And this is not even nightlife clubbing Singapore. This is morning bunch of people walking around Singapore. I mean, it's kindda annoying. There's way too many people and not enough space. Really takes the mood out of shopping. But we all already know, Singapore is way too small.

Alright, since it's been a while since my last entry, I'll make it up and start talking about a lot more shit right now. So here's a topic, Taxes. Oh yeah, I'm really starting to sound like Oprah now. Yeah I guess Malaysia recently has taxes or at least you guys can correct me if I'm wrong about it being recent. Anyway, God, i hate taxes. You see something selling for 10 bucks, and when if goes through the counter it turns up around 11 dollars. Well, that's my experience in Canada. I always adored Malaysia for just showing me the damn price I'm going to pay whether its more expensive or not at least I get to see what I'm paying. But not Canada. Canada decides to fuck around with your brain. Maybe their trying to promote math or something I don't know. Blame Canada. Anyways yeah, Malaysia suddenly ran out of money and decide to do some taxing as well. What a load of bullshit. Plus they round it up. Which is kindda good unless you have a lot of pennies. Lots and lots of pennies.

Also, out of randomness. Anyone played Persona 4? My god that is a good game. What platform? Any other platform greater than the Playstation 2? That's right, this is probably the best last game that the PS2 has given our worthless lives. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 is definitely a must get if you have a PS2. And it's presented by Atlus, gotta love Anime games. Anyway, RPG fans probably shouldn't skip this game. Besides, it's much better than any Final Fantasy games I ever played. I mean seriously, what's with the random battles. Damn those were annoying. And if anyone tells me that he or she cried when Aeris dies in Final Fantasy VII I'm going to punch them in the face. Damn, seriously Final Fantasy VII was really overrated. Even more overrated than my blog. Damn... that's saying something.

I miss Malaysia. It's not the best place in the world. But to me, it kindda is. Especially the food. I definitely will keep my promise to someone that I'll visit this place every year. So if you excuse me, I'm going to play PS2 in my room in Malaysia. Now that's using your holidays wisely!

OMFG!! Update!

Alrighty all you boys and girls who have been awaitng my long long update. I apologize for taking so long, it was really busy lately la. Not easy to find time. But ok, its here!!! New Post!
Ok, so whats new? Well, two major big stars died, I'm not knowledgeable about Farrah Fawcett, so I guess I'll just talk about Michael Jackson. I mean, it's quite a shame really, Michael Jackson's music was one of the first I heard when I was a kid. Anyway, yes I know he has that fucked up plastic surgery and his even more fucked up nose, and he was naive, BUT I'm pretty sure it's undeniable that Michael Jackson, The King of Pop was a good artist. I mean, besides all the scandals, his music and his dancing were incredible. I mean, you have to enjoy the moonwalk. And I'm sure everyone enjoys his songs especially such great hits like "Thriller", "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "Smooth Criminal".
Alrighty, enough about Jackson. Back to crap. Well speaking of celebrities. Did anyone read about Megan Fox being rude to some kid handing her a rose and she apologizes to him and wants to make it up to him. Yeah... guess she wanted to fix up her bad publicity before it haunts her. And for us guys, we learnt that if you want hot celebrity chicks to apologize and make it up to you, make sure your creepy and fat and have a rose.
Okie dokie than, I'll leave it there for now. I'll talk about something shitty next time. I just wanted to put something new here. Yeah...erm...SHAZAAM?

Bad Movies

Alright, I know its been a while since I last wrote a blog but gimme a break, a long one. At least I'm doing it now and its a long weekend too. Anyway, recently I seem to be noticing a lot of what seems to be bad movies. Lets take a look.

Yeah, so obviously when you hear the title "Hannah Montana : The Movie" you know its gonna suck. Why? Just listen to it. Miley Cyrus was just too lazy to think of a title. So why not just add "The Movie".

Alright, heres where the shit starts, for those of you who live under a rock, Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person. Yeah, big surprise huh? Yeah, and apparently from what I can see from the trailer, it seems that she's having trouble deciding whether she should just be Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus. I dunno, go decide for yourself. Go to the bottom of this post to watch it because the screen blocks stuff.

Yeah, she got in a shoe fight. Gee...how scandalous, holy shit that's Tyra Banks, well no surprise shes in the movie since shes got nothing else to do that actually entertains us. And it also stars...Taylor Swift? What some people would do for a paycheck. So, shes tired of her double life apparently, I never watched Hannah Montana so someones gotta tell me. Why the fuck did she start a double life in the first place? Did she think it would be fun? Alright, so she got into a shoe fight and apparently she has to stop being Hannah Montana because a shoe fight can be soooooo embarrassing. So shes in Tennessee with rednecks and stuff and I can't really bother to care anymore. Look around the ending, Oh boy 12 new songs for you to buy and make her richer.

Urgh...Disney, thou art cunning making Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus movies. Next up, DragonBall Evolution.

You know, I never watched the anime, but I'm pretty sure this movie doesn't stay true to the anime. So yeah, look at the trailer and decide for yourself. I mean, you have to be retarded to watch that movie. I mean seriously, anyone who watches that movie probably thinks their cool. But their not cool, their either critics or their retarded beyond comparison. In fact, whoever watched it is probably going to be brain damaged. NO, i won't put a trailer here it looks that bad.

Alright, next up The Fast and Furious. Ok, I mean the title is confusing. Its like someone said, they couldn't just put The Fast and Furious 4. I mean why do they always do that? Its like Rambo movies. First theres "First Blood" and than "Rambo: First Blood Part 2" and than "Rambo 3" and the latest one "Rambo". Seriously?? And now the Fast and Furious. What's new? It seems like the same thing. A guy, race race race, fast Need For Speed cars. What's new? apparently a GPS. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

Yeah, I think I'm done. I mean, ok maybe their not too bad of a movie. Except the Dragonball one. I know that is gonna suck.