Friday, March 6, 2009

All RIse for The National Anthem Blues

Yeah, as everyone in this world knows. Everyone country in this world definitely has their own national anthem. A song to show how much you adore your country. Definitely everyone knows their own country's national anthem. Do we enjoy singing it though? Er.....that can be debatable.

Alright, I remember singing my national anthem every Monday during assemblies which would be every Monday in elementary school and I think if I remember correctly had to sing my Malaysian national anthem every day? I dunno, rusty memory. Maybe that's why I don't enjoy singing my national anthem much. And as for Canada, fortunately Canada is sane enough to only make us sing the national anthem during assemblies and assemblies are not common. Yeah, GO CANADA!! I mean seriously, I think we should only sing the National Anthem when its IMPORTANT!

But today's rambling is about this. I have heard on the news a while ago that there were two young girls who apparently are so upset that they complain about not singing the national anthem enough.

Look, I know what your thinking. I'm kidding, no one wants to sing the anthem often. Well no, these girls do. These shadowspawns, The Dark One's own minions. The Light burn them! Anyway, whats wrong with singing the National Anthem once in a while? I dunno, I thought it was ok, thought it was fine. Now heres the cool part, they complained to the school and the headmaster got hate mail. Yeah...imagine your a principal of a school and suddenly people start sending all this hate mail. Here's a sample :

Dear Mr. Principal,
You are an asshole, you don't deserve to be a principal in a Canadian school. You shouldn't even be allowed to live here or die here because you don't FORCE or MAKE the students sing the national anthem often enough. Fuck you principal, you shouldn't even be called that, you are a terrorist. I'll report you to George Bush. Can't you see these kids LOVE to sing the national anthem. So go to hell you stupid principal.
Sincerely,
Angry person

Ok ok, thats not real, but it might as well be. I mean, he received more than just one angry letter. In fact, he got 200 over. Yeah, 200 people are angry at the principal because two girls said they don't sing it enough. He actually did get some letters that told him to get out of Canada. Now I saw this on the news, seriously did the news stations ran out of stuff to report on? Economy is crumbling, more jobs are being cut back, two girls are angry that they don't sing the national anthem enough. I think it was unnessecery to send the poor principal 200 over hate mails. He's a principal, not an extremist like thos 200 over people who took the time to send him hate mail.

And don't worry, I didn't forget those two bitches. Heres a message for those two bitches. You want to sing the burning anthem so much? Sing it yourself. Go sing it at karaoke or sing it in the corner of your house, but don't make it a big deal. Alright, I'm being long-winded, I'll get to the point. THE LIGHT BURN YOU TWO PIECE OF CRAP! I don't wanna sing the anthem everyday ok, I have other things to do like...lazing around. And I'm lazy for a reason, its for conserving energy. Its the Law! The Law of Conversation of Energy.

1 comment:

  1. You lucky person. Not only do we have to sing it everyday...we actually have a school cheer. Pathetic, yes i know. And those 2 girls are seriously whacked.

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